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WWE RAW Results
August 30th 2010
RAW Opening Segment:
WWE legend Bret Hart comes to the ring and says thanks to the fans, WWE Monday Night RAW is going strong after 17 years and has the most show in history. He was there for the first show, and the only other wrestler still here for that show, is The WWE Superstar the Undertaker. He thought it would be appropriate if... WWE Star Kane interrupts him and comes to the ring. Kane says there is no Undertaker anymore, and it is thanks to him decimating him and leaving him to rot. He says he is no longer phenomenal, and he is just a man.
Kane says Undertaker is just like Bret; feeble, weak, over the hill and damaged. The last time he was truly the Undertaker was at WWE Wrestlemania when he retired WWE Former Shawn Michaels. He thinks Bret enjoyed what happened, and Bret says he is going to enjoy seeing the Undertaker beat Kane, just like he always does.
Kane says he finally broke out of his brother's shadow, and since the Undertaker took out an icon, he needs to do the same. Kane chokes Bret, and the Hart Dynasty hits the ring to try and help, but Kane fights them all off. The gong sounds and the Undertaker appears in the ring and stands off with Kane, but Kane shakes his head and leaves the ring saying not yet, brother not yet.
Cole interrupts with a GM email and it says in honor of WWE RAW's 900th episode, we will have a main event worthy of this show, and it will be Bret Hart vs the Undertaker! Undertaker and Bret look at each other before Bret leaves the ring and Undertaker watches him leave.
WWE Triple Threat Tag Team Match:
- WWE Superstars Kofi Kingston & Michael McGillicutty vs Daniel Bryan & Kaval vs Alex Riley & The Miz
WWE Star The Miz and Daniel Bryan argue and Riley takes down Bryan from behind, then Kofi gets in against Bryan. Bryan knocks down Kofi then punches Miz on the outside, but Riley comes back to gain control of Kofi. Kofi hits the Boom Drop but Bryan breaks it up and all three men are down on the mat. Kaval and McGillicutty tag in and Kaval puts on a rear submission but Riley breaks it up. Miz gets knocked off the apron by Kaval, and he knocks down McGillicutty then hits the Warrior's Way. Miz runs in and hits the Skull Crushing Finale and steals the win.
Miz taunts Bryan as he leaves the ring, and Bryan kicks Riley in the face on the apron. Miz sees this and runs in and knocks out Bryan with the briefcase, then celebrates on the ramp with Riley.
Winners - Alex Riley & The Miz
- Team LayCool vs WWE Divas Eve Torres & Melina
WWE Diva Melina hits Michelle with forearm shots but Michelle gets control and tags in Layla. Layla taunts Melina then tries to tag in Michelle, but Melina shoves her into Michelle, knocking her off the apron. Melina rolls up Layla and gets the quick win.
After the match LayCool taunts Melina and says tonight's victory was forgettable, and they think it's time to prove who the real women's champion is, so they want to challenge Melina to a title unification match. Michelle says one of them will face her at Night of Champions, and Melina says she came prepared, so if this match is going to happen, it will be a lumberjack match. LayCool says fine and agrees to the match and the lumberjacks comes out to the ramp while LayCool taunts Melina some more.
Winners - Eve Torres & Melina
We go backstage to Nexus' locker room and Tarver says people are talking about them being weak because they kicked out Darren Young and Skip Sheffield broke his ankle. Otunga says all they did was trim the fat and Barrett says they aren't weak, and in three weeks he'll prove it when he is WWE Champion. He says they need to do something tonight that no one will ever forget, and he knows exactly what they need to do.
Josh Mathews is in the back and he asks about WWE Star Chris Jericho's history on WWE RAW, but Jericho says he had an epiphany, and if he doesn't win the title at WWE Night of Champions, he will leave and that's it. Josh brings up Jericho being fired before and threatening to leave, but Jericho says he is absolutely serious and he will prove it tonight.
#1 Contender Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship:
- WWE Superstars John Morrison & R-Truth vs "Dashing" Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre
WWE Star Cody Rhodes knock John Morrison off the apron then all four men start fighting in the ring. They won't break up and the ref rings the bell to throw the match out. They continue to fight after the bell and Morrison dropkicks Drew into the GM podium and Truth hits a crossbody to the outside on Cody by the bottom of the ramp. Truth and Morrison leave them laying and walk back up the ramp together.
Result - No Contest
- Bret "Hitman" Hart vs The Undertaker
Before this starts Wade Barrett interrupts and says this match is not happening. People don't want to see legends, they want to see Nexus, and he is going to do something right now that will be unforgettable. He gets in the ring and fights with Undertaker but he gets pummeled with fists and Undertaker clotheslines him out of the ring.
The gong sounds and the lights go out, but when they come back on Kane is in the ring with Undertaker! The brothers start trading blows and Undertaker grabs Kane by the throat, then the lights go out again and Kane disappears. Nexus' music hits and the rest of the group comes down to the ring. They surround the ring then attack as Undertaker tries to fight them off. He grabs Barrett by the throat and the lights go out once again, and Barrett has the Undertaker on his shoulders.
Barrett hits the Wasteland as Kane watches from the ramp, then they drag him to the corner and Gabriel hits the 450 splash. Undertaker tries sitting up, but he ends up falling back down in pain, and Kane laughs from the top of the entrance ramp.
Result - No Contest
Jack Swagger comes out and says everyone should hail the returning hero, because he left an All American American, but he returns to RAW as a former world champion. He knows why Johnny Damon wouldn't want to come back to Boston (no one wants him, stay in Detroit :D) but he promises he has no problem bringing some swagger back to RAW.
- WWE Superstars Jack Swagger vs Evan Bourne.
WWE Star Jack Swagger throws Evan Bourne into the turnbuckles them shoves him on the mat. Bourne fights back with kicks to the legs, and the match gets interrupted by Alberto Del Rio! Alberto drives his Bentley out to the arena while the match continues, as Swagger rams his shoulder into Bourne's ribs in the corner. Alberto is beeping the horn on his car and his personal ring announcer grabs a mic and announces him to the crowd while Swagger picks up Bourne and holds him on his shoulder.
Swagger misses a powerslam and Bourne kicks him then goes up top to hit the Shooting Star Press. Swagger moves out of the way, then he chop blocks Bourne and applies the Ankle Lock. Bourne immediately taps and Swagger wins the match, then Alberto gets on the mic and runs down Rey Mysterio.
Alberto talks about beating up Rey Mysterio on Smackdown next, and he says the only place you will see Rey is in the hospital, but he is not completely happy with it. He says the reason he is not very happy is because his audience from RAW didn't get to see it, so he is going to recreate that moment right now with Bourne.
Alberto runs in the ring with a chair and applies his armbar submission then lets go and kicks Bourne out of the ring. He grabs the chair and follows outside, but Mark Henry rushes the ring and punches the chair out of Alberto's hands. Alberto retreats back up the ramp and keeps taunting him as Henry screams to come do that to him.
Winner - Jack Swagger
WWE Superstar CM Punk comes to the ring and says he is better than WWE Legend the Rock. He doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, and he doesn't make crappy movies like The Tooth Fairy. He asks the audience if they miss the Rock, but he doesn't miss him, because he epitomized the bad family values WWE RAW stood for. He references DX and then mentions Katie Vick, but says it's OK if some people don't get it because it will only drive them to drink.
Punk wants to show the audience some of the most despicable acts in WWE RAW history, and rolls clips of WWE Superstar Triple H invading Orton's home, WWE Superstar John Cena throwing WWE Star Edge in a river, DX invading WCW, and Stone Cold using the beer hose on Santino. Punk says he expects the audience would like to see Austin come to the ring and spray him with beer. Austin's music hits and Punk looks worried, then starts laughing and says they all fell for it. He says right now they feel just like he feels every time he comes to Boston, and he wants to show one more clip. They play Lesnar suplerplexing Big Show through the ring, and he says he could watch it over and over, then makes fun of the Big Show.
WWE Star Big Show's music plays and Punk asks why he always gets interrupted. Show says he tried to embarrass him, but think of something better. Show brings up Eddie Guerrero giving him a tainted burrito and the crowd starts a loud Eddie chant. He also brings up the Akebono sumo match, and when he got caught kissing Vickie Guerrero, but says fat jokes won't work.
He says he wants to do a S.E.S. joke and mocks them in a Hulk Hogan voice, but Punk says it was boring and he isn't funny. Punk says he won't high five Big Show, because there is nothing high about them, and says that is why they are better than Show. Show slaps Punk down to the mat, and Gallows tries to fight Show but he clotheslines him out of the ring and they all retreat up the ramp.
WWE Star Sheamus comes out to the ramp and says everyone is celebrating WWE RAW, except for HHH, because Sheamus took him out. He says he is being punished for it by defending his title at Night of Champions, and starts putting down the fans. He says to make it even worse, he has to tag with four of his opponents tonight, and says he it is discrimination against him and he is being treated unfairly.
Edge interrupts, and puts over things he has been through on WWE RAW, but says he has given back three times more punishment. He talks about his Royal Rumble win, and Money In The Bank, and says he will add winning the Six Pack Challenge to the list, and calls Sheamus "Beeker" (Muppets, lol) before heading to the ring.
- 5 on 5 Elimination Tag Team Match:
- Edge, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena & Sheamus vs Nexus
Jericho stands off against Tarver, then walks out of the ring and the ref starts the count. He stands in the aisle and fakes going back in the ring, but goes to the back and gets counted out for the first elimination. Edge gets in now, and he shoves the referee down, and gets himself intentionally disqualified. Cena is next to get in and he punches Tarver then hits a bulldog and tags in Sheamus. Sheamus kicks away at him then works on Slater, and throws him into the turnbuckle then knees him in the head. Sheamus elbows Slater on the apron, and rolls him back in, but Slater tags in Otunga.
Otunga taunts Sheamus and gets clotheslined, then gets hit with a forearm smash and kicks in the corner. Sheamus sends Otunga into the corner and Slater tags in. Nexus uses quick tags to fight Sheamus but he comes back briefly and takes Barrett and Tarver off the apron. Sheamus then gets to Otunga but Gabriel hits Sheamus and Slater gets the pin to eliminate Sheamus.
Cena is in next and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle and Attitude Adjustment on Slater to eliminate him. Barrett gets in the ring and dumps Cena outside, then distracts the referee while the other members take cheap shots at Cena. Barrett goes outside and slams Cena's head off the announce table and rolls him back into the ring but only gets a two count. Gabriel tags in and hits a high kick on Cena with Barrett holding him, and then he tries an illegal choke and a corner splash for two.
Otunga tags in and continues to dominate Cena. Cena counters Otunga's suplex to hit one of his own. Cena counters and makes Otunga tap in the STF. Gabriel quickly hits the 450 splash on Cena and pins him. As he is celebrating Orton hits the RKO and eliminates him. Orton hits the RKO on Tarver next and eliminates him, and it's down to Barrett and Orton. It doesn't take long as Barrett hits The Wasteland and pins Orton to win the match.
Winner (and Sole Survivor) - WWE Nexus Star Wade Barrett
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